a JEJE cap.
a bandana.
baggy pants/shorts.
an OVERSIZED shirt.
fancy shoes.
with matching high(colorful) socks.
and of course, their BLING BLINGS. :)

So there. Now you know how to identify a freakin' Jejemon from a normal person.

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..GETTING TO KNOW THE JEJEMONS..

• THEY USE A SECRET LANGUAGE.

Here is a sample of how JEJEMONS usually type their text messages:
"EoW PoW UzTaH Na pOw kAyO? jEje"

And here is another sample of how a NORMAL person would type this message:
"Hello po, musta na po kau? hehe"

This is how JEJEMONS communicate with their fellow human beings. or rather, TRY their best to communicate with their fellow men but somehow, fails. I think that only their kinds are the the only one that can understand the messages they are trying to convey. Their secret language is a mixture of letters, punctuation marks, numbers and random stuffs.

JEJEMON'S language somehow proves that Filipino's idiocracy is increasing at a very fast rate.

ADVICE: To avoid getting pissed off, just not read their texts and have a JEJEMON EXPERT translate the hidden message for you.

• THEY ARE INCREASING AND SPREADING FASTER THAN BACTERIAS.

I have encountered several jejemons along our street. MGA TAMBAY. And even though YOU try to avoid looking at them, they'll easily catch your attention with their crazy get-up. My problem with these Jejemons is they're RAPIDLY INCREASING IN NUMBERS in our place. Before, I would not even have a SINGLE encounter with them within a short distance. But recently, as the jejemons are publicized through the news and internet and EVEN documentaries, I can only walk until the door of the house. Once you step out of the house, a freakin' number of freakin' jejemons would suddenly freakin' APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE and LOOK at you as if you are hmmm.. A-FREAKIN'-ALIEN-FROM-OUTERSPACE-THAT-GOT-FREAKIN'-STRANDED-IN-THEIR-EFFIN'-FREAKIN'-TERRITORY.

It is very uncomfortable and awkward having them around lurking in the streets at night and now, you can even spot a jejemon in the beautiful mornings of May.

ADVICE: ..just don't get out. okey?

• THEY POSSESS AN EFFIN' SPECIAL ABILITY.

Jejemons are known in decreasing ONE's IQ UP TO 99.99%..ninety-nine-point-ninety-nine-percent?! can you believe that? [this is just an exaggeration]

ADVICE: so just don't read any crap they are typing if you dont want to turn to a freakin' jejemon.

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Probably, the single thing that I only like about Jejemons is their FAHION SENSE. very unique and creative style indeed!. haha. you gotta love their infamous JEJE CAP. I would love to have one of those.

NOTE: I don't hate jejemons and I don't like jejemons either.